Has anyone ever actually MET a cannibal?

I mean, they've gotta exist in placed other than random islands in the middle of nowhere. 

WHEN IS AUNT SMOKEY COMING HOME?

Its not that I don't like living with Iruki-Sensei and Naru. I love it! It's so cool!

I just...want my family....

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ALSO

The UCHIHA OBIKO MANGA I WAS TALKING ABOUT WAS AMAZING. PURE GENIUS. I WOULD LOVE LOVE LOVE TO MEET HER SHE'S MY GOD.

v_v Because of course, Genius is contagious. Maybe I'll catch it. *cough*

    Child services came by again.  They kept on calling me 'Miss Sarutobi' like that's the only name I have or something.  I mean I think they only called me 'Konoha-san' ONCE the entire time.  They've NEVER called me Kono and it's been YEARS. 

I still miss Gran, and they're not making it any better.

They came to tell me I cant stay at Gran's old place alone, even though its MINE.  MY NAME was in the will, but I cant stay here? NOT FAIR.  I'M NOT a KID anymore!  I can take care of MYSELF. 

SARUTOBI KONO, TAKIN' CHARGE!

but yeah, where else am I supposed to crash without Aunt Smokey?  I really don't think Kure likes me that much anyway.

UCHIHA OBIKOS NEW MANGA IS COMING OUT SOON.  I THINK.  I CANT WAIT. 

[OOC: Me and Kuzu-mod never discussed whether Asuma is alive or not, so I'm leaving that open until she returns completely.  Girl!Asuma is either away or dead....I left it vague for a reason.]

Ice-cream (and maybe) confessions
Kono & Moe
In Progress

Lee's birthday bash
a whole lot o' people.
In Progress

Pervert Girl
Kono & Hanabi
Completed

Remembrance Day
Everyone
Abandoned

Pretending doesn't become you
Konoha & Naruko
Abandoned